50 Funny Responses to ‘Happy New Week’

There are many ways to respond to the greetings of a happy new week. This article is special because I will show you 50 funny ways to respond to a happy new week. Why? The answer is why not. Funny responses make for interesting conversations between two or more people. They show how much humor you have while strengthening the bond between you. 

 Funny Responses To Happy New Week

Once a response goes from the normal plain or monotonous responses such as “you too”, or “Ditto”, you leave a long and lasting imprint of yourself on the other individuals. Other times you might just need a response to crack the ice and lead to more casual conversation.

If that is your case, I have you covered. Every response here is very much tailored to your uniqueness and also brings laughter from anyone listening.

Here we go!

50 Funny Responses to ‘Happy New Week’

  1. ‘It will be a happy week if the office says we should go home on paid leave’
  2. ‘If I could win the lottery this week, I’d be happier’
  3. ‘Happy New Week, more like let the week be nicer than last’
  4. ‘My mood for the week is a relaxed cat on a hammock’
  5. ‘May your coffee be strong and my meetings be short as my attention span’
  6. ‘Well I will be happy if we pretend Mondays don’t exist’
  7. ‘May your stress levels be low and your wins be ‘high-mazing’
  8. ‘This week is gonna be lit, like a cracker on the 4th of July’
  9. ‘ I hope I’ll be more productive than a sloth on a sugar rush this week’
  10. ‘If the week was happy, it will be to my liking’
  11. ‘Is it Friday yet? Asking for a friend who spends 99% of the time in the office
  12. ‘New week, same old to-do list, just with a shinier calendar date’
  13. ‘My bank account should be happy and not the ‘new week’
  14. ‘It is going to be a happy week if the caffeine keeps pouring’
  15. ‘Thank you and may your emails be few and your meetings even fewer’
  16.  ‘I Wish you a week that’s productive as a mother hen in a barn’
  17. ‘May your stress levels be ‘brief and your wins be brilliant’
  18. ‘This week is going to be ‘egg’- cellent, don’t break a shell’
  19. ‘I Feel ‘burger’ about this week send milkshake for companionship’
  20. ‘May your days be as productive as a one-legged man in a kicking contest’
  21. ‘This week is gonna be so epic, we will become the new Avengers’
  22. ‘I hope it’s more productive than Grogu learning to use the Force this week’
  23. ‘May your meetings be as short as trumps stay in office’
  24. ‘I’m channeling my inner chakra this week’ 
  25. ‘This week is sponsored by Netflix and Sweatpants’
  26.  ‘Oh, joy! Another glorious week to question my life choices
  27. ‘Yeah, my week has always been happy, thanks’
  28. ‘New week, same me: slightly caffeinated and perpetually sleep-deprived’
  29. ‘Is it bad that I already miss Friday? Asking for a friend.’
  30. ‘This week is going to be legendary’
  31. ‘Wishing you a week that’s better than last’
  32. ‘My spirit animal for this week is a sloth. Don’t expect much movement.’
  33. ‘New week, new me? More like the same old me, just with more coffee, please.’
  34. ‘May your week be as delicious as a perfectly toasted bagel with your favorite.’ spread’
  35. ‘My brain is currently buffering. Please send instructions for surviving this week’
  36. ‘I want Santa to declare this week as Christmas’
  37. ‘New week, to conquer the inbox dragon and slay the mail machine’
  38. ‘Let’s make this week lit AF, without office fires tho’
  39. ‘Feeling more productive than Julius Caesar in his robe and chair’
  40. ‘Is Monday even real, or just a collective hallucination brought on by lack of sleep?’
  41. ‘Let’s do this week like a boss’
  42. ‘My enthusiasm for this week is about as high as a high tension
  43. ‘New week, with a bit of last week’s tasks’
  44. “Happy new week? More like ‘Happy I remembered to come to work’
  45. ‘Wishing you a week that’s great’
  46. ‘I’m programmed to be happy this week’
  47. ‘It’s a happy week as long as I have my memes’
  48. ‘it’s a happy week if I can have my sanity by Friday’
  49. ‘Yes, it’s a happy week because I smell the coffee.
  50. ‘Do you have a spell for a week of happiness’

Parting Words

When someone wishes you a happy weekend, you do not have to respond the conventional way, you can always come up with creative responses that can get the person even eager to start a conversation with you after wishing you a happy weekend.

I understand you may find it a bit difficult to come up with funny replies when someone wishes you a happy weekend. Not to worry, I have done justice to that in this article.

I shared the best 50 funny responses to when someone wishes you a happy weekend. You can choose any of the responses that best fits your personality and ensure you use them at the right time.

 

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