While there are people who have never had a single adventure in their lives, there are others who make sure that they live every day as if it’s their last day. For the latter individuals, getting high is not something new.
If you believe in the former group, and you finally decide to take a little adventure and try out things that you’ve never tried before ensure you do it in moderation. Nevertheless, if you are not the one getting high, what do you say to that friend or relative when they are high?
To help you out, we will be compiling twenty (20) funny and interesting things you can say to someone when they are high.
20 Funny Things to Say to Someone When They Are High
- Are you seeing double, or am I just twice as awesome?
- What are you doing? Are you trying to high-five the air or summon a ghost?
- One of the beautiful things about being high is that your thoughts start chasing their tails.
- If laughter is the best medicine, it seems like you are on a prescription-strength dose right now.
- Once you start orbiting the earth with a smile on your face, then it means that you’re high.
- Right now, you’re behaving like a walking highlighter, but you’re just glowing with good vibes instead.
- You appear like you’re feeling a little out of it, that’s why I’m here to keep you grounded.
- You should know your limits, I think you’ve had enough, won’t have the strength to carry you.
- It’s okay to feel a little floaty, just focus on the good feelings.
- I’m so glad I’m here to see this and record this moment. By tomorrow morning, I will be able to get you to do anything I want with this video.
- It’s good that at least one of us is enjoying ourselves, it’s great to see.
- Your positivity is infectious. If I didn’t know you well enough, I’d assume that it was just the good vibes.
- It’s cool seeing you so relaxed; just let me know if you need anything more to make you comfortable if you know what I mean.
- I love how you are embracing the moment; I wish I could adopt this chill attitude that you have.
- You’re like a ray of sunshine on this cloudy day, your energy is as high as you are right now.
- If there’s a specific snack you’re craving, just let me know, as long as it doesn’t get you high again.
- Take it easy and enjoy the rollercoaster ride, we are in no rush.
- With how high you are, you could have a conversation with a rubber duck and it would make total sense.
- You’ve just gotten to that stage where your laugh has reached a frequency only dogs can hear.
- I’m convinced your aura is made of rainbows and marshmallows, just avoid throwing up on my new jacket.
1. Are you seeing double, or am I just twice as awesome?
It is common knowledge that when someone is high, they don’t see properly. Either they hallucinate or they see things in a distorted means. Sometimes, the person with them puts two hands up and asks, ‘How many fingers am I holding up?’
- ‘Are you seeing double?’
- ‘Not really.’
- ‘Or am I just twice as awesome?’
2. What are you doing? Are you trying to high-five the air or summon a ghost?
Aside from seeing weird things, people behave out of character when they are high. If your friend is making weird signs in the air then this is the right question to ask them.
- ‘What are you doing?’
- ‘I…I…don’t’
- ‘Are you trying to high-five the air or summon a ghost?’
3. One of the beautiful things about being high is that your thoughts start chasing their tails
You use this statement when you are high alongside your friend or you know what it feels like to be high but you are not high at that moment. Hence, you are sharing with your friend what it feels like to be high.
- ‘When you’re high, your thoughts start chasing their tails.’
- ‘Cool feeling, yeah?’
4. If laughter is the best medicine, it seems like you are on a prescription-strength dose right now
Most times when people are high, they loosen up and get extremely happy. It may be unnatural for them especially if they are a quiet type or they’re naturally composed all the time.
- ‘If laughter is the best medicine,…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…then it seems like you are on a prescription-strength dose right now.’
5. Once you start orbiting the earth with a smile on your face, then it means that you’re high
Getting high is a journey. You don’t just take a drink or smoke anything and expect it to kick in immediately; it takes some minutes. Nevertheless, when the feeling starts, it comes with weird behaviors from the person.
- ‘Once you start orbiting the earth with a smile on your face,…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…then it means that you’re high.’
6. Right now, you’re behaving like a walking highlighter, but you’re just glowing with good vibes instead
Sometimes, getting high comes with a certain glow. Maybe because the person is no longer worrying about certain things and is in a carefree mood.
- ‘Right now, you’re behaving like a walking highlighter,…’
- ‘Right?’
- ‘…but you’re just glowing with good vibes instead.’
7. You appear like you’re feeling a little out of it, that’s why I’m here to keep you grounded
When you go out with a friend who intends to get very high, one of you should be the responsible one. It is risky for both of you to be very drunk as the streets are not safe.
- ‘You appear like you’re feeling a little out of it,…’
- ‘Yeah, I am.’
- ‘…that’s why I’m here to keep you grounded.’
8. You should know your limits, I think you’ve had enough, and won’t have the strength to carry you
This statement, although funny can serve as a warning to the person getting high. You are informing the person that if they get so high that they cannot walk on their own, you will not be able to carry them.
- ‘You should know your limits, I think you’ve had enough,…’
- ‘No!’
- ‘I won’t have the strength to carry you.’
9. It’s okay to feel a little floaty, just focus on the good feelings
As funny as this statement is, is quite reassuring also. If said with a soothing voice, it lets the person know that whatever they are feeling is okay and normal. It could be that it is the person’s first time getting high.
- ‘It’s okay to feel a little floaty.’
- ‘Sure?’
- ‘Yeah, just focus on the good feelings.’
10. I’m so glad I’m here to see this and record this moment. By tomorrow morning, I will be able to get you to do anything I want with this video
It is not just enough to witness someone’s embarrassing moment when they are high, it will be more hilarious if you have it recorded on your phone. That way, you guys can always have something to laugh about; however, you can only do this with a very close friend.
- ‘I’m so glad I’m here to see this and record this moment.’
- ‘Yeah.’
- ‘By tomorrow morning, I will be able to get you to do anything I want with this video.’
11. It’s good that at least one of us is enjoying ourselves, it’s great to see
If you go out with your friends, and you notice that no matter what is happening around you, you’re still in a foul mood, then this is the most suitable statement for you.
- ‘It’s good that at least one of us is enjoying ourselves,’
- ‘I am enjoying myself alright.’
- ‘It’s great to see.’
12. Your positivity is infectious. If I didn’t know you well enough, I’d assume that it was just the good vibes
Some people are born pessimists; they are always seeing things wrong with everything. However, when they get high, they are suddenly so positive.
- ‘Your positivity is infectious.’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘If I didn’t know you well enough, I’d assume that it was just the good vibes.’
13. It’s cool seeing you so relaxed; just let me know if you need anything more to make you comfortable if you know what I mean
If you are the one responsible for the person getting high, then you may likely use this statement. Your aim may be to get the person comfortable by giving them something that will get them high.
- ‘It’s cool seeing you so relaxed; just let me know if you need anything more to make you comfortable,…’
- ‘Alright.’
- ‘…if you know what I mean.’
14. I love how you are embracing the moment; I wish I could adopt this chill attitude that you have
The aim of being high is to let go of your worries at least temporarily till the highness wears off. But there are times when you are passing through so many problems that despite the haze of highness you’re still very anxious and worried.
- ‘I love how you are embracing the moment’
- ‘You could too.’
- ‘I wish I could adopt this chill attitude that you have.’
15. You’re like a ray of sunshine on this cloudy day, your energy is as high as you are right now
This funny statement has an undertone of compliment in it. Some people’s facial countenance changes when they are high and has a particular glow to it. Even their energy gets high and their mood somewhat lifts.
- ‘Thank you.’
- ‘Your energy is as high as you are right now.’
16. If there’s a specific snack you’re craving, just let me know, as long as it doesn’t get you high again
When grass and/or alcohol are not taken directly, one can put them in snacks such as cake or cookies. Of course, it still yields the same result (i.e. the person getting high).
- ‘If there’s a specific snack you’re craving, just let me know,…’
- ‘Yeah, I may be hungry.’
- ‘…as long as it doesn’t get you high again.’
17. Take it easy and enjoy the rollercoaster ride, we are in no rush
You use this statement when you want to adopt a carefree attitude and if you guys have all the time in the world to get high and say that way.
- ‘Take it easy and enjoy the rollercoaster ride,’
- ‘Alright.’
- ‘We are in no rush.’
18. With how high you are, you could have a conversation with a rubber duck and it would make total sense
What makes sense to you when you are drunk will not make sense to other people. You see things that are not there and hear things that no one else does.
- ‘With how high you are,…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…you could have a conversation with a rubber duck and it would make total sense.’
19. You’ve just gotten to that stage where your laugh has reached a frequency only dogs can hear
When some people are so high, they behave out of character. One of them may be that they laugh extremely hard and unashamedly.
- ‘You’ve just gotten to that stage where your laugh has reached a frequency only dogs can hear.’
- ‘I know, right?’
20. I’m convinced your aura is made of rainbows and marshmallows, just avoid throwing up on my new jacket
When people get high, one inevitable thing that happens is that they tend to throw up especially if they overdo it. This implies that this statement is mostly used when you want to warn the other person not to throw up on your ‘clothes’.
- ‘I’m convinced your aura is made of rainbows and marshmallows,’
- ‘Thank you.’
- ‘Yeah. Just avoid throwing up on my new jacket.’
In Summary,
Once in a while, it’s good to go out with friends and let loose. However, there are consequences for every action whether good or bad, and if you want to let loose someone or all of you will likely get drunk and do funny things.
When your friends get high, you can use any of the statements above to let them know what you think about their high state.