A new month represents different meanings to different people. It could be the start of something or the end of something, a celebration to come, or an event to be attended.
At the same time, how a new month starts can be significant to different people in many ways. Some people use zodiac signs to determine what each month means to them and their response aligns to that zodiac sign. There are 12 months in a year and all the months you’ll get a ‘Happy New Month’ wish. What is your usual response whenever you receive such a new month message?
Some of you respond with the same thing (Happy New Month) and such a method of response is getting old and weak. This is because new month messages can now be customized and written in such a way that will make the person feel special.
Depending on the month you are sending your response or your relationship with the person receiving it, you can make the reply emotional, personalized, or hilarious.
That is why we’ve compiled a list of 50 hilarious and witty responses to spice up your greetings. From quirky wishes to humorous anecdotes, these funny responses will surely bring laughter and joy to your conversations.
So, get ready to tickle some funny bones and spread the cheer with these lighthearted and entertaining ways to say “Happy New Month!”
50 Funny Responses to ‘Happy New Month’
- Happy? Since the month decided to start on a Monday, it is going to be a serious month, so there is nothing to be happy about. Good luck surviving! Remember to take breaks and find moments of joy amidst the seriousness. For me, I’m calling in sick. Even though today is Monday, a new month’s day should always be spent in comfort, or at least that’s what I believe it to be.
- Yippee!. A new month starting on a Friday, Happy New Month indeed. Finally, a reason to celebrate the weekend! Make the most of this opportunity to relax, have fun, and recharge for the month ahead. As for me, I will be getting wasted and partying hard; if you would like to tag along, the bills are on me.
- New months, new responsibilities, and adulthood will not allow one to be excited about the new month. Time to put on your grownup hat and brace yourself! However, don’t forget to find small joys and take care of yourself amidst the responsibilities.
- Happy new month my man! We are counting down to the 21st of this month 🎉. Last days of your ’20s, how does it feel man? Enjoy your month of wisdom, adulthood, and seniority. Do embrace the wisdom that comes with age and celebrate the milestones along the way. However, don’t forget that with old age comes responsibilities; you can run, but you can’t hide from them!
- Cheers! 30 days to your birthday, enough time to plan a party. Let the birthday countdown begin! Get ready to celebrate and make this month a memorable one leading up to your special day. It’s a pity you still have to do such hard work to earn a living in this old age, but who knows you could become a millionaire and fly us all to France for your birthday bash, even if that happens in your dreams.
- It’s finally my birth month, hope you are getting my gifts ready. No excuses. Get ready to shower me with presents. I will surely embrace the excitement of my birth month and enjoy the anticipation of receiving thoughtful gifts. If you need suggestions on what to buy, I have a birthday wishlist that contains simple requests such as an all-expense paid trip to Vietnam, a change of wardrobe, a private jet, a mansion, or a ticket to the upcoming baseball game.
- 🥂 Here’s to another month of avoiding adult responsibilities. Let’s toast to being forever young at heart, taking a lighthearted approach to life, and cherishing the youthful spirit within us. Let’s enjoy it while it lasts cause sooner than later we will be paying so many bills, changing diapers, and answering to our spouses. That will be a goodbye to our freedom!
- Wishing you longer weekends and shorter weekdays. May your work days fly by and weekends stretch out endlessly. Make the most of your weekends and find ways to enjoy each day, even during the workweek. And if perhaps you are not able to enjoy your workweek, you can curse your boss out in private cause he/she won’t hear you, just try not to get fired.
- Congratulations on another month of being single. Enjoy your freedom and embrace the solo life. Use this time to focus on personal growth, self-care, and pursuing your passions. And don’t forget that man was not made to be alone, so while you bask in your singlehood, put yourself out there so that someone can find you!
- Happy new month. Wishing you more naptime that has nothing to do with procrastination. May your naps be guilt-free and utterly refreshing. Take breaks and prioritize self-care, including those much-needed rejuvenating naps.
- Happy New Month. I would wish you more naptime and fewer meetings but you sleep through every meeting so that is settled. Keep up with the power naps! Embrace your ability to find rest, even amid meetings and busy schedules. I wouldn’t want you to get fired, but if you do, you can go home and sleep forever!
- Happy New Month! Last month, we said we are hitting the gym next month, so see you next month. I do hope we make next month the month we hit the gym. Procrastination is not a good look. So let’s motivate each other to stay committed to our fitness goals and make progress next month.
- We deserve a medal for surviving another month of adulting. Keep up the great work, superstar! Recognize your resilience and perseverance in navigating the challenges of adulthood, and continue to shine in all that you do. If it gets too hard, remember you were not the first to pass through such difficulties, so toughen it up.
- Happy New Month lovebird, it is another month to pretend that I understand anything about football cause the season has started. Prepare for more football-related confusion and cheering. Do embrace the enthusiasm and camaraderie that comes with engaging in sports, even if it involves a bit of confusion.
- Raise a glass to another month of pretending we know what we are doing. Let’s continue to wing it with style. Welcome the uncertainties of life and approach each day with confidence, even if you’re making things up as you go along. Don’t tell anyone our secrets but not everyone knows that we don’t have it all figured out, especially the younguns. When they get to our age, they will finally get it, but by then it will be too late.
- Congratulations on a month of genuine laughter that has nothing to do with pretending your boss is funny. Here’s to finding humor in the little things. Celebrate the moments that genuinely bring you joy and laughter, and cherish the lightheartedness they bring to your life. Oh, and next time your boss cracks a joke that’s not so funny do let him know that he’s trying too hard…that’s if you want to lose your job.
- Happy New Month, I’m sincerely hoping that this new month will not come with new excuses for not going to the gym. Use this month as an opportunity to prioritize your health and fitness goals and establish a consistent gym routine. You should also probably stop fantasizing about getting a banging body when you are not willing to do anything about it; not all dreams come through without proper hard work.
- Happy New Month! May all your bills be as easy to forget as your ex’s birthday. Forget the bills, remember the good times. Find ways to manage your finances responsibly while enjoying the present moment and focusing on positive experiences. You can listen to my bad advice – to forget the bills – but if you get kicked out for not paying the rent or your light gets cut for not paying your light bills don’t blame it on me though.
- Wishing you a month of finding the perfect parking spot wherever you go. May the parking fairies be on your side. Take in the possibility of finding convenient parking spaces and enjoy the small wins in life. Just be careful enough not to get a parking ticket, or to get your car towed away ‘cause the parking fairies won’t be blamed for your carelessness.
- Happy New Month! May your colleagues be as pleasant as your morning coffee. Let’s hope for a month of great colleagues and good vibes. Foster positive relationships with your colleagues and create a harmonious work environment. However, two can only work together when they agree; if you are being nice and they are being asses, then do what you know how to do best to teach them a lesson.
- I’m wishing you a month filled with eating all your favorites while adding zero fats. Indulge guilt-free and savor every bite. May your taste buds dance with delight and your cravings be satisfied. I do hope the cravings do not lead you to chocolates, carbs, and calories else you would have to make the gym your favourite place and the gym instructor your favorite person.
- Happy New Month! I hope that in this new month, most of your arguments are brought to life instead of being stuck in your head. Let the debates begin! May your discussions be lively and thought-provoking, leading to new insights and perspectives. If winning the argument will pay the bill, then continue kicking it off in the courtroom!
- May your intrusive thoughts about your boss be hilariously birthed in the most absurd way this new month. May your boss become the star of your comedy show. May your workplace become a source of laughter and amusement, making your interactions with your boss more enjoyable. However, if you’re ever caught with your active imagination, I hope the ground opens up for you to escape.
- I wish you a month where anyone who tries to annoy you is imaginarily turned into a clumsy ostrich which will make you smile instead of angry. Let the ostrich antics begin. May the frustrating moments in your life become comical and entertaining, bringing a smile to your face. If you can, avoid anyone who comes with negative vibes to frustrate you; as far as they don’t pay your bills, their opinions should not matter.
- Happy new month queen of sleep. I hope your bed becomes less comfy so you can wake up early for work. Time to conquer the snooze button. May you find the motivation and energy to embrace the mornings and start your days with enthusiasm. If you sleep past your alarm again, don’t call me to pick you up cause I’m not your babysitter, love you slugs!
- Happy New Month punctuality is perfect. May your alarm clock malfunction at least once so you can join us the latecomers geng. Embrace the tardiness every once in a while. May you have moments of spontaneity and freedom from the constraints of time, allowing you to enjoy life’s little detours.
- It’s a new month and new chances to blame autocorrect for your typos. Get ready for some hilarious text mishaps. May your messages be filled with autocorrect blunders that bring laughter and amusement to your conversations. We all know that you don’t proofread your works but if blaming autocorrect will make you feel better, then go for it.
- Wishing you a month filled with perfectly timed green lights and zero traffic jams like we experienced last night. May the traffic gods be forever in your favor. May your journeys be smooth and stress-free, with open roads and effortless navigation.
- May this month come with more unexpected dance parties even though you can’t dance to save your life. Let’s shake it like nobody’s watching. May you find joy and release in dance, even if it’s just for the sheer fun of it, without worrying about others’ opinions.
- Wishing you a month of winning every argument you have in your head. May victory be yours, even if it’s just in your imagination. May your inner debates lead to clarity and self-assurance, empowering you to express your thoughts and ideas confidently.
- Happy New Month! Hoping that in this new month, you will allow your phone to rest once the battery is low. Give that phone a well-deserved break. May you find moments for digital detox and enjoy the freedom of disconnecting from technology.
- Happy 24th Month since you gave birth, hoping you finally stop blaming your forgetfulness on “mom’s brain”. Time to retire the mom-brain excuse. May you embrace your incredible multitasking abilities and trust in your memory, leaving the “mom brain” excuse behind.
- Happy New Month! May all your shopping orders be delivered by cute delivery guys. Enjoy the eye candy with every package! May you receive your online orders with a delightful bonus of charming delivery personnel, adding a touch of excitement to your shopping experiences?
- In this new month, I hope you prioritize good hair care so you can stop blaming the bad hair days on “genes”. Time to embrace your inner hair expert. May you discover new hairstyles and hair care routines that make you feel confident and fabulous, leaving genetics out of the picture.
- Wishing you a month of finding money in old jacket pockets. May unexpected treasures come your way. May you stumble upon forgotten riches and experience pleasant surprises that bring a smile to your face.
- Congratulations on surviving another month of pretending to understand the zodiac sign. Keep up the astrological charades. May your astrological adventures continue, filled with amusing predictions and playful exploration of zodiac signs.
- May this month bring you more spontaneous adventures and fewer traffic tickets. Get ready to explore and have some exciting escapades. May you embark on thrilling journeys and encounter new experiences that leave you with cherished memories.
- Wishing you a month of discovering new favorite songs and singing them in the shower. Let the shower concerts continue. May you find musical gems that touch your soul and enjoy countless shower performances filled with joy and self-expression.
- Happy New Month! May all your Facebook friends remember your birthday without a reminder? Let the birthday wishes and gifts flood in. May your social media feed be filled with heartfelt birthday wishes and warm greetings from friends near and far.
- New month, new chances to blame your messy room on ‘creative chaos. Embrace the artistic disarray. May your living space become a haven of creativity, where organized chaos sparks inspiration and fuels your imagination.
- Wishing you a month of finding the perfect balance between work and naps, hopefully not during meetings. May your naps be strategically timed. May your power naps recharge your energy and boost your productivity, without interfering with important meetings or tasks.
- New month, new chances to blame your alarm clock for showing up late. Time to hit the snooze button and blame the clock. May your mornings be filled with the delightful excuse of blaming the alarm clock for any delays, giving you an extra moment of rest.
- Happy New Month, may all your parking spots be miraculously close to the entrance because walking is overrated. Enjoy the convenience of VIP parking. May you always find the most convenient and coveted parking spots, saving you time and effort as you go about your daily activities.
- Thanks, pal. Last month was a blast! Still recovering. Let’s do this again. Brace yourself for another wild ride. Thank you for the amazing memories from last month. It was an unforgettable experience, and I can’t wait to create more incredible moments together in the coming month. Get ready for another adventure!
- New month new me. Just kidding, same old same old. Embrace the fabulousness of being exactly who you are. May you embrace your authentic self and celebrate the unique qualities that make you who you are. You’re already fabulous just the way you are!
- Happy New Month, may all your bills arrive on payday and not a moment before. Let the timing of bills work in your favor. May your financial obligations align conveniently with your income, allowing you to manage your expenses smoothly and stress-free.
- How about your New Year’s resolution? Are you finally going to work on them this new month or till next month? Time to kick those resolutions into gear. It’s a new month, and it’s never too late to start working on your New Year’s resolutions. Let’s make this month the turning point and take action towards achieving your goals.
- Happy New Month, may your laundry automatically wash itself. Embrace the dream of self-cleaning clothes. May your laundry magically take care of itself, leaving you with more time and energy for the things you love.
- Thank you! This month, I’m on a seafood diet– I see food and I eat it. Get ready with me, let’s indulge in all our favorite dishes! Enjoy the month ahead filled with delightful culinary adventures and savor every delectable bite that comes your way. Bon appétit!
- Happy New Month! May your fridge be always stacked and your calories not count. Enjoy all the delicious treats guilt-free.
Final note
So, there you have it, 50 funny responses that will add a smile and uplift the mood of the recipient. These funny responses will add a touch of humor to your “Happy New Month” greetings giving it an unusual but unique tone.
Whether you’re sending a message to a friend, family member, or coworker, these lighthearted and entertaining responses are sure to bring a smile to their faces.
Remember, laughter is a great way to start any month, so go ahead and spread the joy with these witty and playful greetings. Happy New Month, and may your days be filled with laughter and good vibes!