Every day, after exchanging pleasantries with people, they often wish you a pleasant day or vice versa. You can also be told to enjoy your day after a small chat over tea, a phone call, or even an online chat.
Whoever wishes you to have a happy day is either just being polite or he/she knows you very well. Now, when someone tells you to enjoy your day, what would be your response?
Now the basic response would be to say, ‘Thanks.’ Nevertheless, there are more creative ways that you can go about it which I will discuss in this article. Below are thirty (30) funny replies to the statement, ‘Enjoy your day!’.
30 Funny Replies to Enjoy Your Day
- Yeah, I’ll try not to trip over my own feet today.
- You too darling; don’t just get caught in any corn mazes again.
- I’ll see if I can beat my record for the most coffee consumed in a day.
- Right back at you darling! I’ll spend my day doing cartwheels down the sidewalk.
- Thanks, I’ll try not to accidentally start a conga line at the grocery store.
- You too! I will spend my day attempting to teach my cat to moonwalk.
- I hope your day is as bright as a rainbow after the rain.
- Thank you! May your day be filled with little victories and big hugs.
- If I find a million dollars lying around, then I definitely will.
- As far as it’s joyful as a child’s laughter and warmth like a cozy blanket, I will.
- Wishing you a day as colorful as a vibrant sunset painted across the sky.
- You may not need to know, but I’ll be trying to convince the clouds to form the shapes of celebrities.
- How did you know that I would be trying to negotiate with the squirrels for access to their nut stash?
- The weather is too hot to have a good day. I may likely swim in my sweat today.
- If my day is filled with such wonder and awe as last week, that may be possible.
- If the dollar ever stops rising, then maybe I will finally have a good day.
- I appreciate it! I sincerely hope this day comes with a refreshing cool breeze on this hot summer day.
- I hope to have unexpected delights and delightful surprises, but we are free to dream right.
- Sure! And I’ll be certain enough to dodge any rogue seagulls.
- I’ll be practicing my superhero poses in case the world needs saving, that will surely pass for a good day!
- I’ll spend my whole day watching some kids try to convince my toaster to play the trumpet, will that qualify for a nice day?
- If I watch my grandma attempt to train my houseplants to perform circus tricks one more time, I’ll give up on having a good day.
- I’ve been giving so many high-fives today that I feel I may break the world record by the end of the day, that’s a good way to enjoy myself!
- If my niece does not force me to role-play as a ninja sneaking extra cookies from the jar then I will enjoy my day.
- I have a weird job to go about challenging strangers to thumb wrestling matches; I don’t think I’ll be enjoying my day.
- My dog and I are going to a dog book club where he will be taught Shakespearean sonnets; yup, it’s going to be a great day!
- I hope the next time someone says that to me, it will come with a hug and a million dollars.
- Oh yes, while trying to enjoy my day, I will do well to avoid any more banana peel accidents.
- Of course, I’ll even juggle flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle…metaphorically speaking, of course.
- If I finally convince my cat to wear a tiny hat, then it will be such an enjoyable day!
1. Yeah, I’ll try not to trip over my own feet today.
If you feel like you are naturally clumsy and trip over everything, then this statement is the most suitable response for you. On the other hand, this could be an in-joke between you and the person.
Perhaps, the person witnessed you tripping over your own feet before that day which is why you decided to crack this joke.
- ‘Yeah, I’ll not trip over my own feet today.’
- ‘Sure to!’
2. You too darling; don’t just get caught in any corn mazes again.
When someone wishes you a good day, be sure to wish them back right before you throw in a joke. For this statement to have the hilarious effect you want it to, it must relate to something that happened.
Hence, the person must have been caught in a corn maze a day before then.
- ‘You too darling;…’
- ‘Thanks.’
- ‘…don’t just get caught in any corn mazes again.’
3. I’ll see if I can beat my record for the most coffee consumed in a day.
Despite the harmful effect caffeine is said to have on the body, some people are still addicted to taking coffee. If you are one of them, then this is the right response for you to use.
‘I’ll see if I can beat my record for most coffee consumed in a day.’
‘Just take it easy, will you?’
4. Right back at you darling! I’ll spend my day doing cartwheels down the sidewalk.
Saying that you will be doing cartwheels down the sidewalk, does not imply you will spend the whole day doing such a tedious task. It could be a figurative statement to signify that you are happy or excited about something.
- Right back at you darling!’
- ‘Thanks.’
- ‘I’ll spend my day doing cartwheels down the sidewalk.’
5. Thanks, I’ll try not to accidentally start a conga line at the grocery store.
Well, if you’ve done it before, what stops you from doing it again? Whether or not the conga line at the grocery store was accidental, who needs to know as long as you don’t do it again?
- ‘Thanks!’
- ‘You’re welcome.’
- ‘I’ll try not to accidentally start a conga line at the grocery store.’
6. You too! I will spend my day attempting to teach my cat to moonwalk.
Of all things to teach a cat, it is how to moonwalk. Well, I would have said that’s very impossible but a lot of unusual things have been happening in this generation, so why not?
- ‘You too!’
- ‘Alright.’
- I will spend my day attempting to teach my cat to moonwalk.’
7. I hope your day is as bright as a rainbow after the rain.
This is both a polite and funny way to respond to the statement ‘Enjoy your day’. It has the effect of putting a smile on the face of the hearer. If that is what you are aiming for, then you should likely use this statement.
- ‘I hope your day is as bright as a rainbow after the rain.’
- ‘That’s sweet.’
8. Thank you! May your day be filled with little victories and big hugs.
Life can be hard sometimes if not every time. Hence, we all need a small win now and then to make us feel better. Meanwhile, while the going is still hard, we could do with a hug to make us feel good.
- ‘Thank you!’
- ‘You’re welcome.’
- ‘May your day be filled with little victories and big hugs.’
9. If I find a million dollars lying around, then I definitely will.
Talk about wishing for the impossible. Unless it is a movie or a figment of one’s imagination, it is quite impossible to just find a million dollars lying around. This statement is an exaggerated response that will provoke laughter.
- ‘If I find a million dollars lying around, then I definitely will.’
- ‘Wish you luck!’
10. As far as it’s joyful as a child’s laughter and warmth like a cozy blanket, I will.
There’s something free and exciting about a child’s laughter. Everyone wishes to have a little bit of that innocence and pure heart to get through the day, and if the weather is extremely cold, then it will be normal to wish it was a warm cozy blanket.
- ‘As far as it’s joyful as a child’s laughter and warm like a cozy blanket, I will.’
- ‘That’s beautiful.’
11. Wishing you a day as colorful as a vibrant sunset painted across the sky.
This can serve both as a response and a good wish; it has a dual purpose. Paintings are a beautiful way of capturing the most beautiful things in art. What this then means is that you are wishing the person a beautiful day too.
- ‘Wishing you a day as colorful as a vibrant sunset painted across the sky.’
- ‘Oh, that’s beautiful.’
12. You may not need to know, but I’ll be trying to convince the clouds to form the shapes of celebrities.
One would hope that you would spend your day being productive either in school or in the workplace, but nope. Here you are saying you’ll spend your day convincing the clouds to form the shapes of celebrities.
- ‘You may not need to know,…’
- ‘What?’
- ‘…but I’ll be trying to convince the clouds to form the shapes of celebrities.’
13. How did you know that I would be trying to negotiate with the squirrels for access to their nut stash?
Using this rhetorical question as a response will take the other person by surprise. If I’m not wrong, they will surely pause for a moment and wonder, ‘Where did that come from?’
- ‘How did you know that I will be trying to negotiate with the squirrels for access to their nut stash?’
- ‘I didn’t know that.’
14. The weather is too hot to have a good day. I may likely swim in my sweat today
With all this global warming, the weather is becoming hotter than usual and everyone is sweating a lot more than they should. Even if you stay in a fully air-conditioned house and drive an air-conditioned car, you will still be affected by the hot weather.
- ‘The weather is too hot to have a good day.’
- ‘I know right?’
- ‘I may likely swim in my sweat today.’
15. If my day is filled with such wonder and awe as last week, that may be possible
If you are using this statement, it may mean that you had experienced something nice the previous week and you hope to have a repeat of such a beautiful experience so that you can enjoy your day.
- ‘If my day is filled with such wonder and awe as last week,…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…that may be possible.’
16. If the dollar ever stops rising, then maybe I will finally have a good day.
This statement should mostly be used by those who are affected negatively by the rise of the dollar. That is, countries whose currency value keeps decreasing and their economy getting worse because of the rise of the dollar or other currencies.
- ‘If the dollar ever stops rising,…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…then maybe I will finally have a good day.’
17. I appreciate it! I sincerely hope this day comes with a refreshing cool breeze on this hot summer day.
Of course, when the summer comes, the weather becomes warmer than other seasons. This then means that it is normal to wish for a refreshing cool breeze to blow so that you wouldn’t feel so hot.
- ‘I appreciate it!’
- ‘You’re welcome.’
- ‘I sincerely hope this day comes with a refreshing cool breeze on this hot summer day.’
18. I hope to have unexpected delights and delightful surprises, but we are free to dream right.
We all hope to have delightful surprises once in a while or for some people every day. Also, while some people are realistic about the kind of surprise they wish to get, others are quite far-reaching about theirs.
- ‘I hope to have unexpected delights and delightful surprises,…’
- ‘That’ll be cool.’
- ‘…but we are free to dream right.’
19. Sure! And I’ll be certain enough to dodge any rogue seagulls.
This statement may be made by a person who is working in an aqua environment and has to deal with seagulls almost every day. It could also mean that person may be traveling for a holiday or will be going to the beachside that day, hence the joke.
- ‘Sure!’
- ‘Okay’
- ‘And I’ll be certain enough to dodge any rogue seagulls.’
20. I’ll be practicing my superhero poses in case the world needs saving, that will surely pass for a good day!
Some people have ‘the hero syndrome’ and this means that they like to come to people’s rescue a lot. It is mostly common in men as they like to feel important when they help someone out.
If you have such a syndrome, you may as well use this response.
- ‘I’ll be practicing my superhero poses.’
- ‘Really?’
- ‘Yeah! In case the world needs saving, that will surely pass for a good day!’
21. I’ll spend my whole day watching some kids try to convince my toaster to play the trumpet, will that qualify for a nice day?
If you get to spend time with children a lot then this response is most suitable for you. It could be something you do permanently as a job such as a nanny, school teacher, etc.
Or something you are doing temporarily such as taking care of your sister’s/brother’s kids for a short period.
- ‘I’ll spend my whole day watching some kids try to convince my toaster to play the trumpet.’
- ‘Sounds interesting.’
- ‘Yup, will that qualify for a nice day?’
22. If I watch my grandma attempt to train my houseplants to perform circus tricks one more time, I’ll give up on having a good day.
Having one’s grandparents alive for a long time is such a blessing. This response does not mean you don’t like spending time with your grandparents. The idea is to be sarcastic and to show that you adore your grandma.
The way you say it matters; you wouldn’t adopt a violent approach and expect one to understand that you were joking.
- ‘If I watch my grandma attempt to train my houseplants to perform circus tricks one more time…’
- ‘Lol, that’s cute.’
- ‘…I’ll give up on having a good day.’
23. I’ve been giving so many high-fives today that I feel I may break the world record by the end of the day, that’s a good way to enjoy myself!
There are days when you just feel jolly and you give most people that you meet a high five. It could be that that day is a celebratory day such as the 4th of July or that you are a social fellow that has a way of making people feel special.
- ‘I’ve been giving so many high-fives today that I feel I may break the world record by the end of the day,…’
- ‘You should.’
- ‘…that’s a good way to enjoy myself!’
24. If my niece does not force me to role-play as a ninja sneaking extra cookies from the jar then I will enjoy my day.
Children are a blessing and they come with such positive energy that makes being around them quite enjoyable.
However, they have such high energy and can play for long hours without getting tired which is not the same for most adults as such energy is no longer there.
- ‘If my niece does not force me to role play as a ninja sneaking extra cookies from the jar then I will enjoy my day.’
- ‘That’s funny.’
25. I have a weird job to go about challenging strangers to thumb wrestling matches; I don’t think I’ll be enjoying my day.
It’s no news that some people do weird jobs that they don’t enjoy just because they pay the bills. In the labor force, some people have to do demeaning jobs to ensure they feed and pay the bills.
Now, there may be someone out there who will enjoy this job, but for the person using this response, they don’t.
- ‘I have a weird job to go about challenging strangers to thumb wrestling matches…’
- ‘That’s weird alright.’
- ‘…I don’t think I’ll be enjoying my day.’
26. My dog and I are going to a dog book club where he will be taught Shakespearean sonnets; yup, it’s going to be a great day!
For animal lovers and pet owners, this is the right response to use especially if you are so invested in the life of your pet.
- ‘I and my dog are going for a dog book club where he will be taught Shakespearean sonnets.’
- ‘That’s cool.’
- ‘Yup! It’s going to be a great day!’
27. I hope the next time someone says that to me, it will come with a hug and a million dollars.
If wishes were horses, I’d probably be the next American president. No one who has worked hard for their money will just hand over a million dollars to you unless they are getting something in return.
- ‘I hope the next time someone says that to me…’
- ‘Yeah’
- ‘…it will come with a hug and a million dollars.’
28. Oh yes, while trying to enjoy my day, I will do well to avoid any more banana peel accidents.
If you’ve had an embarrassing domestic accident with a banana peel and the person you are speaking to was there to witness it, then you can suitably use this response.
- ‘Oh yes, while trying to enjoy my day, I will do well to avoid any more banana peel accidents.’
- ‘Lol, you do that.’
29. Of course, I’ll even juggle flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle…metaphorically speaking, of course.
Ever tried to sound funny before your crush and instead ended up sounding weird? If that is your aim, then this is the perfect statement to use as a response.
Of course, you try to remedy it at the last minute, but the harm has already been done.
- ‘Of course, I’ll even juggle flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle…’
- ‘Really?’
- ‘…metaphorically speaking, of course.’
30. If I finally convince my cat to wear a tiny hat, then it will be such an enjoyable day!
Every cat owner knows that a cat is as saucy as they get. They do only what they wish to do and not what their owner wants.
Hence, if you have a difficult cat and you are hoping to convince it to wear a tiny hat, you should likely pass through the eye of a needle; you will have more luck with that.
- ‘If I finally convince my cat to wear a tiny hat…’
- ‘Yeah?’
- ‘…then it will be such an enjoyable day!
To End With,
Responding to a warm greeting the right way should be something to aim for. You don’t have to be bored with your response when you have these thirty (30) alternatives right in the palm of your hand. If you are also trying to work on your social skills, then these responses will come in handy for you.